About to pay a 35p tax bill. Seriously! Printing and posting the letter probably cost HMRC about £2.

Q: Best time to open your Christmas Chocolate Orange? A: When no one else is around.

The stuff self-employed dreams are made of: trying to get a buggy router to assign DHCP addresses properly at 10pm on Christmas […]

10yo brother says to me last week. “What starts with an ‘F’ and ends with an ‘uck’?”. “Firetruck”.

Two little brothers just turned up full of character. 10yo says “Fergus, what would win in a fight: a robotic bigfoot or […]